The wolf put an advertisement in a paper:
"I sell three houses - a straw house, a wood house and a brick house … and 300 pounds fresh pork."



   "Everyone has own taste", said the dog and licked his ass.



   "I made a mistake again!" said the hedgehog and got down from the brush hair.



    “Aliens kidnapped me! I remember only a narrow room with some buttons and we were moving up ..."
“What aliens? ... We brought you home drunk in the elevator!"



    A blonde turned on her TV set and heard:
"You are watching CNN!"
At this moment the blonde started yelling,
"Oh, shit! How do they know what I'm watching!?"



    "Daddy, Daddy, what is mean: "Format C: Complete?""



   A police report:
„A big spammer was killed yesterday. The number of suspects is 35 million."



   "I’llbeattodeaththisonewhobrokemyspace."
"I_am_accustomed_already."