A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash.
"Who am I? What am I?", said the rabbit confused.
"Well, you're one such… with a short tail, long ears ..."
"I guess!", shouted the rabbit, "I’m a rabbit!"
"And what am I?", asked the skunk.
"Ah! Yes. You’re one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle ..."
"Wow!" yelled the skunk, "Probably I’m an ass!"




    A little girl went into a pet shop. She smiled sweetly at the salesman and
said to him with her most gentle voice,
"I want to buy a bunny."
The salesman asked politely,
"You would like to buy this one little, grey bunny with huge sad eyes or that one fluffy, lazy, white bunny?"
The girl replied with a smile,
"Frankly speaking, it doesn’t matter much to my python-snake."




    A frog went to a fortune-teller and asked,
"Tell me, am I soon going to meet a young girl?"
The fortune-teller replied,
"Yes, you are!"
"Where - in a bar or at a party?"
"No. At school. In biology class. During a dissection."




    Two neighbors are talking. The first asks, “ John, why does your cat mew so strange every Saturday night?”
“Well, every Saturday I bathe her.”
“I bathe my cat on Saturday, too, but it does not give out such sounds!”
“But how do you wring your cat out after bathing?!”